News Circus #22 01 June 2010
“I bet I’m less competitive than you are!”
- Murray Logan
News Circus #21 18 May 2010
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
- Sir Winston Churchill
News Circus #20 11 May 2010
“I think, therefore Descartes exists.”
- Saul Steinberg
News Circus #19 4 May 2010
“What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? Or what’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?”
- Woody Allen
Snooze Button #741 27 April 2010
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
- Hippolyte Taine (1828-1893)
News Circus #17 20 April 2010
“Yeah, whatever.”
- Marginal note found in Sir Isaac Newton's copy of Gottfried Leibniz' "Monadologie".